Weaving a yarn

1. Telling a dick story adventure.

2. Crop dusting to the right.

1. I was sitting around a camp fire, and talking about the time I had a threesome with two ghosts and my buddy Frank said "Shut the fuck up. You're just weaving a yarn!"

yarn diet

When a crafter is financially broke and cannot afford to buy more yarn.

Until I pay off all of my bills I have to go on a yarn diet. This sucks because I saw some really yummy yarn on sale.

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adventure yarn

damn near lamest phrase I have ever had the displeasure to come across...

lamer1: This book is a wondrously enlightening adventure yarn.

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Yarn Ball

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

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Yarn balls

When a cat starts to snuggle and you start to feel all warm, cuddly and loved, they suddenly hop away for no apparent reason, leaving you feeling cold and used.

My cat left me with yarn balls this morning, and it hurt.

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Yarn Martyr

A person whose annoying or derision worthy behaviour actually has a net positive effect on the receiver, by providing them with hilarious stories to share with their friends, despite the actual encounter remaining annoying.

This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.

This guy at work used to be the biggest jerk, but now he's transcended jerk and become a yarn martyr, so at least I get these great stories out of having to put up with him

Ripping yarn

Australian slang for a good story.

Did you read ‘Your Royal Highness’ by Rachel Hawkins? It’s a ripping yarn.