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when a man uses a zuccini to analy pleasure himself, then after he blows his load he proceeds to drill out the center and smokes weed out of it (with the fecal matter still on the zucchini)
the fetishy man watched his neighbor, george bush, pull a dirty zucchini while laura was taking pictures.
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"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"
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the great zucchini: only the most omnipotent vegetable ever. great served every way, for any meal, at any time of day.
loved by the high priestess of the vegetable patch; ceremonies include prostrating herself before it, etc.
Don't Fuck with The Great Zucchini just looking at it will make your legs shake and give out.
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The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.
You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.
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A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.
Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..
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The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.
I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.
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When you send someone down a complicated rabbithole of deceptions ultimately resulting in them realizing they're been boofed and you're Epic.
Hahah, Boogie, that sure was a Zucchini Mud slap!