Rural Dictionary

British Round-about

A form of pleasure in which the male lies down flat on his back as the female sits criss cross apple sauce on his cock. The male then in the fashion he most pleases, rotates the female in complete circles on his penis until she continues to spin on her own, causing extreme enjoyment, similar to the Russian Helicopter.

The proper use in a sentence would be "We did the British Round-about last night and it was fucking incredible."

by TyRanday October 23, 2013

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Canadian Round Robin

Just like normal round robin, but for fucking idiots. Eh.

"So they want to play a round robin match?"
"Yeah, but they're too retarded to know how to do it themselves so we have to officiate."
"Oh, CANADIAN round robin."

by buttcheeks5000 December 12, 2017

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12th Round Knockout

Similar to the 1st Round Knockout, however, this phenomenon occurs late at night instead of early in the morning.

This move is generally used to humiliate those who fall asleep too early. (i.e. your girlfriend, boyfriend or uninvited guest at a party).

"I waited all damn day for a romantic night and the bitch fell asleep as soon as she got home. I gave her a 12th Round Knockout, took a cold shower, and went to sleep.
I got up early this morning to wake her with an alarm cock."

"Bucky gave Keith a 12th Round Knockout for eating all the spaghetti and falling asleep during the UFC fight!"

by Wildman Bill March 5, 2010

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pi r round

The correct way to say the equation --- "pie" are NOT "square"; pies are round. Cornbread and sheet-cakes have square corners.

"Pi r round" is correct for humans, of course, but you shouldn't apply it when feeding cattle --- their hay-bales should always be the rectangular type; with the round bales, the cows won't be getting a square meal.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

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