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The unberably strong urge to listen to, look at, or go to a concert of Dave Matthews Band.
I couldn't go to the concert last night and I have such a bad Dave Crave right now!
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Dave Ferrit is a mythical man that appears when there is great weather for extra curricula activities such as day drinking, barbecues, going to the beach etc. (a good day for it).
“Hey, did you want to go to Tim’s to have a swim and some drinks on Saturday, I heard Dave Ferrit is gonna be around?”
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A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.
Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.
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A dirty dave is a sexual act of such inscrutable lecherousness that there are no words in the English language to accurately describe the act. The term is named after U.S. Rep. David Rivera (R-FL) who famously used taxpayer money to try to perform the salacious act on an escort.
"Dude, the dirty dave makes the dirty sanchez and two girls one cup seem like softcore vanilla skinemax"; "I spent all night trying to dirty dave her harder than David Rivera on his constituents".
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It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.
After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.
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a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent
i do not know why did we got to war with Iraq what do you think Peruvian Dave?
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Dave-rage:
term used to identify an exceeding angry person going off their nut over just about anything. Actions such as swearing profusely, yelling and continually changing tangents by ranting, it is often accompanied with physical symptoms of blood boiling and aftermath feelings of stupidity.
An example of this is-
"man you got your Dave-Rage on..."
"whoa no need to have a Dave-Rage..."
" um....Dave-Rage!!"
"you have Dave-Rage issues hey..."
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