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Poo buddies: A bond of friendship, similar in meaning and action to "blood brothers".
Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.
Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")
Mum: Hi kids, if the phone rings can yo... uh, what on earth is that smell?!
Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!
Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!
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Stinky Poo is a game which has gained a small following. It is played with a group of people who are willing to endure the game. The official rules are as follows:
1) Beforehand, at least 2 people assemble within the group. Bets are made, and the game starts.
2) Whenever you're at a group member's house, you may initiate the game by taking a shit in a container. You must hide it somewhere inside the house. There are no rules to when or where the shit must be taken, but it must be inside a container. If you are caught hiding a Poo, you must sniff the Poo. The house owner gains 5 Points.
3) Before you leave the house, if you have initiated the game, you must say "Stinky Poo" as you exit. This means that you have hidden the Poo without their knowledge. If you don't say "Stinky Poo" when you've initiate the game, or if you say "Stinky Poo" when a Poo has not been hidden, you are penalized 3 points.
4) The victim must then attempt to locate the Poo within three days. If the Poo is found, it must be presented before the initiator. If this happens, the victim gains one point per day left before the deadline. If the Poo is not found, or one of the previous rules are broken, the initiator gains three points.
5) After the end of the two-month game period, points are tallied, and the winner gets everyone's bets.
Stinky Poo-ing someone who is not a part of the party is a penalty of 10 points. Likewise, Stinky Poo shall not be played outside of the agreed-upon game period.
Bro 1: Bye.
Bro 2: Bye.
Bro 3: Stinky Poo.
Bro 1: Oh, shit.
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Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.
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My sister
Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
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Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.
This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.
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The really painful shits that come out ure ass which feel like they have razor wire attached to them.
man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'
man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'
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a log of shit that "draws" on the inside of the toilet when you flush
i could have given my toilet to the museum after that poo crayon
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also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.