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The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.
(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)
Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?
you: yes
Randomer: ...
You: My mate dave
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Quite simply, it's the sound emanated by a leaf blower.
Maria began getting wet when Pedro sounded his Mexican Mating Call while tinkering with his leaf blower out in the garage.
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Taunt, towards your adversary, after you have bested him in any engagement, be it sporting or otherwise.
After rinsing Dan the chopper at football, Jon turned and said 'Not a sniff in the bizzle mate.' He then proceeded to kick seven shades of bizzle out of him.
The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.
The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.
Equal and opposite person of a soul mate. Someone you can't stand to be near, see, smell, hear, etc. Being around this person nearly causes...or DOES cause physical pain, because that's how much you can't stand them.
If Kryptonite was a person, him and Superman would be Anti-Soul Mates.
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1. A phrase uttered repeatedly by a person who is hopelessly enamored of the subject, and who is so under their spell that they neglect and alienate their actual mates.
2. Words that are usually accompanied by intense sexual frustration; so intense, the sufferer is unable to devote attention to anyone or anything else.
3. An expression that generally indicates the opposite is true; at least as far as the utterer's deep-held desires are concerned.
"Nah, we're not rooting. We're just mates."
That poor girl, always claiming "we're just mates." She's so far gone in her sexual-frustration-fueled Craig-haze that everyone else is invisible.
A phrase used to respond to a recent negative situation.
Usually used by the British and young little children on the internet, this phrase can be used to describe many different types of fuck ups.
William Howe: "Hey George, we should let's go wreck them Americans and their little war for independence down at the thirteen colonies."
George: "Alright, let's do thi- oh fok me mate the damned Americans have the support of the French!"