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1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
1. Oppressive political correctness.
2. The tendency for activists to show excessive zeal in advocating their "righteous" causes, to the point of numbing their audience.
3. Jumping on the bandwagon of social movements in a lemming-like fashion.
There's been a relentless rise of right-onism since the '90s. Not to be confused with onanism, though functionally equivalent.
Man, I'm tired of being preached to by self-righteous vegans and environmentalists. They can take their right-onism and shove it.
After this Harvey Weinstein debacle, suddenly everyone's a feminist ! I'm sick of all this opportunistic right-onism.
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1. What Human Resources will be called after we're all replaced by robots. HR will become RR.
2.The enabler of a new economic paradigm where we're all either sipping pina coladas on the beach, or shipped off to glue factories.
You got a problem with us, Elon? Take it up with RR (Robot Resources).
HR is totally useless. I look forward to the day it's replaced by Robot Resources. Even though that'll mean I'm out of a job I guess.
1. A phrase uttered repeatedly by a person who is hopelessly enamored of the subject, and who is so under their spell that they neglect and alienate their actual mates.
2. Words that are usually accompanied by intense sexual frustration; so intense, the sufferer is unable to devote attention to anyone or anything else.
3. An expression that generally indicates the opposite is true; at least as far as the utterer's deep-held desires are concerned.
"Nah, we're not rooting. We're just mates."
That poor girl, always claiming "we're just mates." She's so far gone in her sexual-frustration-fueled Craig-haze that everyone else is invisible.
1. A phrase uttered annoyingly often by Donald Trump, indicating you should do the opposite.
2. Words that are redundant if you're telling the truth.
3. An expression that has come to be associated with habitual/pathological liars.
Trump has a "tell." Every time he says "BELIEVE ME," you know he's about to serve you a freshly baked slice of BS.
Yes, I did wash my hands after that dump. BELIEVE ME!
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