doing homework

code for smoking pot

: "where were you 3rd period?"
: "i was doing homework with sam."

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homework-vibe

when you are in the vibe of the homework that you don't take in whats happening in your surroundings

person1, message, oi
message, hi
message, any 1 out there
person2, oh sos i was in the homework-vibe

homework orgy

Doing multiple homework

Angela: "Hey, want to hang out?"
Donna: "I can't. I'm having a homework orgy right now."

homework orgasm

When you write a paper single spaced that’s supposed to be double spaced, and you change it to double spaced and see it meet the page requirement.

“I got such a great homework orgasm when I changed it to double spaced and met the 5 page requirement!”

homework constipation

When you have absolutely no motivation to do homework for an extended period of time, and all the assignments are due on the same day. This causes the workload to pile up, and you end up having to slowly crank out each assignment one-by-one the day/night before it's all due.

"I have two calculus assignments, a 10-page paper, a chemistry assignment, and a biology lab report due on Wednesday. It's Monday night and I haven't even started."

"Wow. Sounds like you have a case of homework constipation."

Homework Hotline

a bunch of stuck up teachers who hate answering questions. Located in Rochester they always tell you your wrong and if you don't come up with good questions they sue you.

Example:
Pablo: can you help me with my math
homework hotline: yeah
Pablo: What is 5x+y
Homework hotline: your a idiot you should shoot yourself, that so easy. it was stupid we are gonna sue!!!!

homework suck

To receive oral sex or stimulation while you do homework.

Steve: Man i hated doing that homework last night, it was so frustrating.
Tim: Not for me, Taylor was over and she gave me some homework suck.
Steve: You lucky son of a bitch.