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Whenever it's sunny, or full of snow, Patty O' Mondays is the place to go!
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When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"
I'm not going to make it to work, I have a Monday Morning Hangover.
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Turning a normal mad monday into a complete mess of a day where women cant be spoken to and if they try to make contact they get spat on. Barking at everyone an everything. Performing gang-bangs, emptying fridges over balconies, break and enter, smashing walls, chairs and an other object. Stealing a kilo of salami and chicken. Listening to emotional music then skulling beers. Not taking off ur footy clothes from the day before. And bringing back the crowds to park footy.
Why is that man barking at a potplant??
Oh it must be Panthers Mad Monday!!!
Why is there a cock in each of my holes and hands??
Oh he must be a Panther on his mad monday!!!
Why are you throwing everything out of my fridge??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday!!!!
Why did you just spit on me??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday so fuck off slut!!!
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1. The celebration day of the Super Bowl for all Americans and football fans in Asia. The time in which the Super Bowl airs in America is equivalent to the time people in Asia are watching it except the time zones are different by 12 hours, so while the US watches it on Sunday, it is Monday morning in Asia and people there still watch it. Work schedules, though lenient on these days, are still in motion.
2. Basically a Super Bowl hangover when you wake up wondering what happened, who won, and how much you drank. Basically a hangover plus all the Super Bowl stuff.
1. John: "Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday!"
Steve: "You forget that I live in China. We don't have Super Bowl Sunday. We have Super Bowl Monday."
John: "Oh cool! So, you don't have work do you?"
Steve: "Unfortunately, I do. Thanks for reminding me."
2. Brenda: "Want something to drink?"
Tony: "No thanks, I don't want a Super Bowl Monday tomorrow. Too much work."
Brenda: "Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that!"
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A name for the best day of the week Monday often referred to as B.D.S.M which stands from big dog status monday
Hey bro it's big dog status Monday go to your local clothes store and purchase some B.D.S.M merch to share this wonderful tradition
your innerwear is showing/peeping out of your outerwear. It's a sentence in itself, sometimes used as a heads up to alert the concerned person. Sometimes it's used to make fun of a person wearing so.
Hey Rick! Sunday is longer than Monday!
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Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.
Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"