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A sexual act in which the performer uses their fingers to probe the perineal or anal area of the recipient while both are engaged, although are not required to be, in the classic 69 position. Most commonly performed during times of high stress caused by midterm and/or finals season. Not to be confused with the TI-89 which is a non-sexual way of cheating on an algebra exam.
Eddie: Dude, this calculus exam was so hard that I even started to TI-69 Scarlett last night.
Rogan: I wonder what it feels like to be TI-69ed.
Eddie: She loved it, she even recited the 9x times table.
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The sexual act of smashing buttholes and crashing balls. Usually happens in Afghanistan, between two deployed guys who don't know the difference between 69'ing and scissoring. Commonly accomplished with a running start, or a rope swing.
B-holes smashin', balls crashin'. The ole' Afghan 69.
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when in the 69 position you seem to lose some consciousness and focus only on the pleasure you are recieving while your partner recieves the dead mouth or dead tongue syndrome, depending on the circumstance.
"me and this guy were doing 69 when i lost focus and starting concetrating on the pleasure i was recieving, when i came to was giving a sloppy half ass hand job, i was totally in a 69 coma"
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When two people interlock faces such that each of their mouths is close to the other's ear. This is generally the only way to have a conversation in a crowded club or bar.
"I got the digits of this girl that was probably pretty hot. I'm not sure though, I didn't get a good look at her since we had to ear-69 to talk."
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The uncommon version of the "69" sexual position where the male is atop the female. Most commonly experienced in chicago.
I love to Chicago 69, though on occasion she gags.
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When you're riding in the car with your partner and they fully reclines the seat, then you lay on the chair with you legs facing the headrest, and slide your head underneath her. The rest is self explanatory
Just I-69'd my girl on the way back from Coachella.
Also known as a reverse 69. It is a 69 however the male is on top which creates a plunging effect into the mouth like a Norwegian whale dive. Alas the name Norwegian 69.
John didn't like having a b-hole on his nose so he performed a Norwegian 69.