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A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.
“Wow! Rhett is such an oblivious boyfriend!”
a boy that a girl continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming. she will most likely dump after the dance. he may or may not know he is going to be dumped.
Josh: hey man i finally landed Stacy as a date to hoco!
Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!
Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship
"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"
"There's just one ticket?"
"Yup."
"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."
when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends
they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship
usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend
these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.
everyone ships them though.
jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"
oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "
autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
A hoe that sneaks around and buh-bam your man is man is out of your picture
That boyfriend-snatcher took the bae!
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1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad
e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old
2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle
3. The male version of a cougar
"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
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(N)A term used to describe a size of a jacket that 2 or more sizes too big.
Dude2:Dudeeee...that jacket is too big for you.
Dude1; know right man I couldn't find a smaller size
Dude2:Haha...what do you mean you couldn't find it in a smaller size, maybe you should give that boyfriend jacket back to your boyfriend
Dude1: shut up before I kill you
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