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When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.
Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep
Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit
A crazy person, or someone who looks bizarre
Boy that guy's a real Space-Bandit.... Crazy
A bandit's jackpot is what happens when a fecal expulsion resembles the winnings of a slot machine.
That shit was horrible, it was like I won the Skegness lottery, proper bandit's jackpot.
A member of the LGBTQIA movement.
Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.
Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.
"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!
The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.
This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.
Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit