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When you take a giant crap when you have the fucking stomach bug. Then, you get told that you killled the bathroom.
person 1: are you ok?
person 2: no. i just took a Hardy's Bathroom lmao
A bathroom for people who don't identify as male or female.
Though, transgender people who aren't "out" yet have also been known to use these.
Sometimes, the line to the bathroom of your identified gender is too long though and you may decide to use the gender neutral bathroom instead, which is totally fine, it's called the gender neutral bathroom for a reason.
Person 1 : "Where's Skye?"
Person 2 : "In the gender neutral bathroom.
Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.
Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.
Its a nightmare in there
In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate
In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?
Person:Bro the school bathrooms smell like death
The WORST THING IN SCHOOL, There’s paper everywhere and there’s a chance of piss being on the floor, And the doors are broken and the school doesn’t do shit! If the doors are broken, There’s a high chance of someone opening it and accidentally seeing your ass or your junk. Also the toilets will be occasionally disgusting af. And last but not least, People will try and see you while you just wanna piss or shit in peace!
school bathrooms are a no
To “ throw it back “ in a club or work a pole
Yo start was killing it last night , she was mopping bathrooms on the pole
Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.
"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."
"What does that mean?"
"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."