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when a man shoves his cock in a womans mouth she gets hard down there and starts blasting milk out the tiny titties in a babies ass hole while the babie gives anal to the dad
O that was a good tittie blaster last night
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A nigga blast consists of 1 person with the name of saihaj brar. Saihaj bear is a small midget that only wears grey, he thinks he's a surrey jack, he's small, and loves eating bananas (pp included). Saihaj is always down for the jiggy with his friends, neighbors, pets, and even family as he thinks that blood is blood and if you make her giggle you sure indeed will make that ass jiggle. Now here is a short poem made from a nigga blasts perspective (saihaj brar)
"As I walk, I see a cock
What shall I do, should I call the ambulance? The firemen? Or the cops? Nah I must indeed eat the cock.
As I feast, I started to gleak.
So as of now I might aswell just lick a little boys feet.
Many of you know me as a nigga blast,
But I can assure you that in bed my humps and thrusts are pleasantly fast.
And even though I might be a midget, I can assure you that I can make the family population into the double digits." ~nigga blast
Kid: my dick hurts.
Nigga blast: lemme eat that dick, as I like it when your cum sticks😈
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1. When you apologize to someone before you shoot them or blow up their home.
2. Acknowledging that when you email many people with a pointless topic which nobody cares about, you are annoying them.
To: Company - All
From: Douchy McDouche
Subject: Car with lights on.
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Sorry for the blast, but a black honda with license plate DOUCHE BAG has left it's lights on.
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When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.
E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"
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A the act or attempt of having sexual relationship with a very fat or unnatractive woman.
Dominating ugly women with your manly member.
Bill Maher totally likes to blasting moose.
I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!
Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!
That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.
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The rubbing of one's scrotum on the possessions of another, often carried out surreptitiously as a form of revenge.
"The night before I quit, I snuck into my boss's office, found his humidor, and sack blasted the business ends of his cigars."
"I can't believe your roommate slept with your girlfriend." "I can't believe he still hasn't realized that I've been sack blasting his toothbrush every night after he falls asleep."
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To fuck a man/woman/object to the rhythm of a death metal blast beat.
Yo, I totally blast fucked this slut to Cannibal Corpse last night!
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