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A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
The act of sucking on a penis while having poop stuffed into your butthole
Reverse Blumpkin the top of the food chain on a sunday night.
(Noun) The incredible experience of getting ones salad tossed while urinating simultaneously.
I came back to smoke a joint. The reverse blumpkin was just a bonus.
When you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a shit on the toilet.
I was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. Twas very steamy.
When your girl is giving you head on the toilet, then when you are about to nut. You stand up and bend her over while nutting in or on her asshole. Leaving it looking like a boston cream donut.
Damn! That ass looking cute! Only thing missing is a Boston Blumpkin
The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.
That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.
A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...