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A Marcel Bras pretty much will kill you or/and anything in his path, so he is pretty much a homicidal maniac.
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A Marcel Bras is an extremely effective killer and should be feared, he was born and bred in Poland and was taught the ways of the polaks until he reached the age of 12.
It is unknown of his kill amounts, however, it is most certainly in the thousands, no one has escaped hm.
Guy: "get out of my way"
Marcel Bras: *uses his mystic teachings*
guy: *dies*
A prostitute.
Do you see that girl over there? She is defiantly a bra stick.
The homie that supplies the chewing tobacco
I could really go for a chew right now.
Shit man, just go talk to the chaw bra.
Bra sizes:
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely Boobs
C - Can't complain
D - Dang
DD - Double Dang
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a reduction
H - Help me I've fallen over
She has a bra size A which means almost boobs.
A form of fat occurring from the backside of a bra due to how tight the bra is
My mom had big bra blob yesterday
A bra made of poop, most commonly dog poop, that is usually acquired accidentally when creating a snow angel while nude.
Kenzie: I want to go make a snow angel while nude.
Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.
A few minutes later:
Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.
How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!