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Very sexy and makes lots of children with all people.
Colin Albert just impregnated me
To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.
He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!
What Mrs Boateng calls Steven in Hospitality.
Colin Yang is gay.
Phat Colin is the ultimate being of the universe. His speciality is creating vast amounts of amazing food. Hiding amount the humans in his human form he always takes four people to become his right hand, left hand, right leg, and left leg man. He has been through out many points in history like becoming a pharoh, a Mongolian warlord, and one of the biggest mafia bosses in history. Phat Colin now resides as a stoner high school kid with no respect for the system.
Person 1: Have you heard the word of Phat Colin?
Person 2: Of course I have.
Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.
When someone does or says something so astronomically stupid, it makes everyone around them question their mental state
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who put his headset mic so far down his throat that he threw up?
Person 2: Yeah that was some of the most idiotic shit I’ve ever seen.
Person 1: Colin moment!
Most Colin’s are known as being “gay” or showing love and attraction for men.
One summer I went to a party and there was man there by the name Colin, he seemed fine at first but as more people started leaving the party things began to take a twist. He started hitting on men and later raped me.