When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.
Yo, snow day!!! Ready for some delicious Michigan Snow Cones?
Euphemism for onanism, typically offered by isolated novelists.
Yo, when I talked to that dyspeptic, sesquipedalian writer dude T-Bag Slim about all those crumpled tissues next to his typewriter when his book was five months late, he brushed me off by saying, "I'm building my cone."
when two men/women have sex and one of the males stick their wet penis into the sand and insert it back into their partner. typically found to take place on a beach, or if your jsut sick (:D) in ure childs toy sand set, like a turtle sand box.
My girfriend: "that arabian snow cone last night on the moonlit beack was good, i liked the tease of watching u stick it as far into the sand as possible and slowly bringing it back out and slowly thrusting back into me full of sand"
What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.
Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.
Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.
(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone
usually a homosexual
(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus
(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.
The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.
"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".
Pine-cone bummed is when you have a slightly sharp bum which you use as a weapon. Could also be used to dig or to show off to other pine-cone bummed beings. 👍 you rock!