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cobains disease

coabins disease is a horrible disease which was established in 1999. six years after Kurt Cobains death, pretty much its when you can be sitting down in the most tranquil place when youll suddenly get really sharp pains and it can be anywhere in your body. it was established because Cobain wrote in his journal what it was like to have this disease. he got pains in his stomach and always had to vomit his pain away.

"dude why are you throwing up"

"sorry its just the cobains disease"
"thats alright then"

by PunkRockCobain July 6, 2011

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Nonblinkinson's Disease

A condition of red, irritated eyes caused by prolonged unblinking viewing of television, especially during the playing of video games

Dude, I've been playing this game for 45 straight minutes and I've got Nonblinkinson's Disease.

by Fritz Lenneman August 29, 2005

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Fun disease

1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.

1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

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cabbage disease

slang for erectile disfunction. when the stalk can't hold the head up any more.

guy1: so did you get your nurse from behind?
guy2: no...i have cabbage disease, it has fallen and can't get up.

by coreybob January 3, 2008

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Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

When you smell like dick cheese you have the dick cheese disease aka the (Aj Disease).

Aj got the Dick Cheese Disease(Aj Disease)

by nomiranda March 28, 2021


Gamer disease

When your pp is small amd non epic

"Yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 18, 2020


The Mia Disease

When you constantly fuck up on your grammar multiple times a day but try to play it off trying to prevent someone from noticing your failure, highly contagious and rather dangerous.

The Mia disease affected all the children of Discord and now they can't even spell things properly.

by Senor.Something August 9, 2019