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don’t do something you’ve already done
“i texted my ex while i was drunk last night 💀”
“MF DON’T DID!!”
When someone is just fucking begging it and you just need to tell them to fuck off and stop begging it
Claire: have you got a bud I can bacci
Literally everyone else: For fucks sake don’t beg it
Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.
2. Having little to no interest in someone
Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut
When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight
The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book
I’m warning you... If you do that, you’ll pay for it
“Don’t you dare eat the sandwich I left in the fridge!”
Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.
"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn
Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident