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G-Dragon (Kwon Ji'Young) is the leader and the second rapper. He is known for his feminine looks, over-confident stage presence, and generally drunken dancing.
Have you seen G Dragon and TOPs new video?
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A mom who doesn't take shit from anyone. A rare breed. She makes mistakes but don't let her mistakes fool you. She is the leader of her family.
Fierce but compassionate.
Beauty but humble.
Lady in the street but freak in the sheets.
Her kids will always be her first priority. Anyone who messes with them will feel the fire. She's the one they all want. The complete package.
"She's a dragon mom, don't fuck with her."
"A dragon mom is a rare breed. You find a dragon queen, wife that bitch. Cherish her because she can never be replaced."
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"Dragon Lady" is the common name of the biggest bitch who ever walked the earth, and unfortunately she is a frequent customer to Albertsons #6741. This particular breed of bitch is known to ask for carry outs, verbally bash the unlucky courtesy clerk who helps her out, and proceed to glare at him/her during her subsequent trips to Albertsons. Although she has a somewhat human form, she does not have a traditional name because she is not human. Some baggers report seeing her with a forked tongue, red eyes and steam coming out of her nostrils.
Oh no! Dragon Lady's coming through my line! I think I have a sweep right now...
I have to do a carry out for Dragon Lady. Here's my will.
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The Awesomeness That Rules The Universe. Love it or die
Beautiful girl: Dragon Ball is so stupid!!!
Faithfull believer: Dragon Ball is the awesomeness that rulers the universe.
Beautiful girl: Nuhuh.
(Girl gets struck by lightning)
Guy(Faithful Believer):Mwahahahaha
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The Fire Dragon is one of the most common of all dragons. It has the spiked, brick-red tail, red-scaled body, and two black horns of a dragon you might picture in your head.
BASIC INFO:
Egg Size: 1-10 ft tall, 2-4 wide
Body Size: grow up to 26 ft in height, up to 74 ft long when laying flat
Tail Size: 12 feet (of 74) when extended
Colors: black, red, brick red
ATTACKS AND DEFENSES
Main Attack: can inhale, then exhale sharply, creating a burst of fire from its mouth. These flames range from 150-1240 degrees Fahrenheit, depending on the dragon's mood and tiredness
Other: Its black talons on all four claws are retractable and fairly sharp.
-Tail can swing up to 124 mph.
Main Defenses: Most teenage-adult Fire Dragons can cover their whole bodies with their enormous wings. They can create a fire sheet on these wings, melting most objects that touch it. However, objects that have very high melting point are in no danger.
Other: All dragons have some form or layer(s) of scales, some more strong than others. Fire Dragon scales are fire-resistant, and lava does less to. On a scale of 1-1000, their penetration resistance is 94.
How to protect yourself:
Clothe in fire-resistant material.
Other attributes:
-Can cook foods with smoke out of its nostrils
-Can cut down trees and "bulldoze" dirt with horns
TAMING
Fire Dragons are relatively easy to tame. However, DO NOT attempt to tame tribal leaders and warriors.
NOTES ABOUT MOOD:
Fire Dragons in the wild are relatively calm. They live in "tribes" and choose leaders peacefully, not with fighting. If you come across one, they are likely to go away/ignore you. Only tribal leaders and designated fighters for their tribe might attack you. If you attack them, no matter the age or gender, the dragon is likely to attack you back.
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Swag Dragon: A spiritual essence that occasionally "flows or touches you" giving you the massive surge of motivation and greatness for a random period of time depending on how Swag the Dragon gave you.
Man I just felt the Swag Dragon
I think I will ask her out.
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A person with overly long fake, scary nails.
I feel like she is going to claw my eye's out with her Dragon Nails.
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