My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

Grandma's cheese wheel

An innuendo used to describe the T H I C C posterior of the mother of your own mother/father. More specifically, when it is old and smells peculiar like an old cheese wheel.

"I was having a pretty shit weekend, luckily I got a bit of Grandma's cheese wheel which made things more bearable."

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doo doo grandma

(N). you know your a grandma doo doo when

1. you wear full wig weaves with streaks (doesn't matter what color)
2. you wear your house shoes around in public!!
3.you wear clip on earrings so your stretched out holes don't show
4. wear costume jewlery
5.long toenails crusted chipped toe polish

6.never shave your legs anymore

7.raised a doo mama or daddy
8.wear silk nightgowns as a regular shirt
9.lives as a full time sitter for the bay bay kids while your daughter lacrenshaw works that pole at night

10.always wearing a Bluetooth

laquaanda:AYY (yelling from 3blocks around the corner) DASHAWN!! you better get your black ass over here before I beat you with my house shoe!

Terrance: damn YOU HEAR that Jermaine that's a true doo doo grandma

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Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010

You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.

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to smell your grandma

To show understanding of another person's statement or situation

Matt: The hottub was hot, she was ready, how could I say no? You know what I'm trying to say?
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.

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Going to visit grandma

Having sex.

Bob asked me to go visit grandma.
I said OH YES.
Let's just say, we are always going to visit grandma.(;

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Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

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