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An amazing sniper, who has a big future
Obey kitty just hit a 6OS
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Another word for Vagina? I bought some hair dye from some old lady.. and she told me: "Don't get that in your kitty slit! It'll burn" or something like that O_o Fuckin' crazy old ladies...
"Did you have a good day?"
"yeah sure"
"oh! hair dye!"
"yea"
"Don't get that in you kitty slit, it'll burn"
"O_O okay.. *walks away*"
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When a girl is down on all four and a guy is behind her get her from the back. her back is arched like a cats
Instead of doggy style do kitty style
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Another name for Food Lion grocery store.
"I really wanted to but some non-processed food but all we have is a Shitty Kitty by us and they don't sell anything by crap!"
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A sexual role play involving one subject posing to be a kitty in dire need for liquids. Their thirst is insatiable and the kitty must find an outlet for its needs. The act of kitty-like drinking is then demonstrated on the clitoris and surrounding area of a female sex partner. This has the effect of quenching the kitty's thirst and is quite pleasurable for the recipient of the demonstration. Purring and self-grooming in a kitty like fashion suggested to increase the value and difficulty of this interactive feline portrayal.
When he was done with playing with the ball of twine, he was quite parched and suggested playing "thirsty kitty" with the girl he saw outside. She was intrigued, and they shared a unique experience.
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a drinking game in wich the contestants act like kitty cats. he who laughs, takes a drink.
Aar: i got a case of National Light
Kas: its called Natural Light
Aar: Wanna play Kitty Cats?
Kas: Meow
Aar: Meow
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An unusual sex position involving a (usually) Japanese or Asian man clinging to the back of a female as if he will fall off. While difficult, it is meant to mimic the frequent use of hello kitty backpacks in Japan, but now it is synonymous with this unusual position. It is said to be dangerous to perform on hard surfaces as the male component may fall off when woman breaks back.
We did a hello kitty last night, and wow, it was amazing!!!
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