When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.
You: "I love the shit fountain!"
Sergal 1: hey, do you wanna make a Cheese Wheel?
Sergal 2: why don't we do a Fondue Fountain instead?
When you put chocolate in a girls pussy and wait for it to melt until you can drink it out of her vagina.
Sarah let me fondue Fountain her last night
Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.
Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.
A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?