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1. The erection you get when you free your penis from your tight underwear.
Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?
Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
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He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."
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the fine art of picken up a 40 of malt liquor and gettin krunk
and what the fuck is wrong with canada, we spell reggae the exact same as you ya deusche
me and my boys are gonna go pickup a 40 and get krunk in the park and go break shit, 40 oz to freedom bitches.
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a mans freedom to do what he pleases with no one telling him what to do
That girl will never take my stray dog freedom
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Right wing groups that try to the counter the current civil rights movement by claiming that allowing cretin individuals equal status as them will infringe on their religious freedom.
There are a ton of Anti-Gay Orwellian Freedom Groups oprating in the United States.
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the guy spelled reggae wrong and is obviously from canada.
Real good cd that includes my favorite song, and phrase "lets go get stoned"
i said suck the motha fucker you bitin it shit.
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One of the fastest growing schools in Loudoun County. Next year (2011-2012) Freedom High School will be the largest populated school in Loudoun. Everybody thinks that Freedom sucks and I mean, it's not the best place in the world, but I think that people overexaggrate. I'm a sophomore at FHS and it's really not that bad here, but there are a few major issues. 1) Everybody who moves to Freedom hates it because we're all "snobs & sluts". 2) The boys here won't go out with a girl unless she IS a slut or she's just a tease. 3) All of the boys think that the girls who aren't sluts are ugly, even though the boys here aren't exactly Jake Gyllenhaal. 4) The lax players think that they're the best things to ever walk the planet. 5) Students here always complain about how much they hate Freedom because it's so boring and stupid, but when they are asked for their oppinion or asked what to change they ignore it and don't do anything about it and then they complain about it again. 6) The boys (white, black, spanish, middle easteren, asian, indian, mixed) NEED to stop wearing their pants so low and to stop pretending that they are a ganster. Now, I realize that my list pretty much makes me sound like I also hate FHS, but I really don't. Most of the people are nice and friendly, there are some bitchs and jerks, but what people really need to do here is to open their eyes and think about someone other than themselves.
*Freedom High School Boy walks up to FHS girl wearing pants down exposing boxers*
Boy: Yo.
*Girl wants to laugh, but she thinks that the boy is cute*
Girl: Hey.
*Looks girl up and down suggestively*
Boy: I'm likin what I see, how about we go get some McDee's.
*Girl rolls eyes*
Girl: Don't you realize that we live in South Riding, VA?
*Boy walks away embarrassed*
Boy 2: Yo dawg what happened?
Boy: Man, I'm too good for her.
*Boy 2 looks at girl*
Boy 2: Man you right, she ugly.
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