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To be currently in the presses of shopping for Black Friday deals or planning to shop for Black Friday deals.
Abbreviation for Black Friday shopping.
I’m going Black Fridaying with my family tomorrow.
When you take lunch break and never return to work
Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.
The best day of the working week. The day before the weekend begins.
Thank god it's F'ing Friday!
Also known as White Privilege Day
Black Friday May be about sales, but my white privilege is free!
When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.
Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.
Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!
"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"
Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg
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Guy 1:Hey did you hear
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Jimmy got sent to Black Friday
Guy 2: HOLY CHEESECAKE
Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...
Black Friday is just around the corner!