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Going goose

Way harder than going wild, turkey, or ham. A level only obtained by the elite few who are able to take it to the next level in any given situation

Person 1: did you see how hard that dude went last night at the bar? 19 shots 12 beers and he's a diabetic!
Person 2: yea man he was going goose

by Eggsforbreakfast123 December 20, 2011


filthy goose

a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)

Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!

by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 16, 2003


Goose Flu

The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day.

Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!

by cptGRRR December 22, 2009


goose legs

The act of doing a head stand while shitting out a goose and then chopping your own legs of and feeding it to a goose.

Man i want to goose legs you while driving a bus.

by TheGooseFlock December 17, 2013


lobster goose

A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.

I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!

by cassa1111 November 14, 2009


pump the goose

(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."

2. Possible slang for masturbation.

"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."

- "He WHAT?"

"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"

by Ed Braun September 22, 2008


goose pie

Can be used as a replacement for any word in the dictionary. Often perceived to be a "dirty" word.

Larry - Hey be quiet!

Butch - Or What!?!

Larry - I'm gonna' take that "goose pie" and shove it up your #!@.

by Jonathon S. February 15, 2009