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Way harder than going wild, turkey, or ham. A level only obtained by the elite few who are able to take it to the next level in any given situation
Person 1: did you see how hard that dude went last night at the bar? 19 shots 12 beers and he's a diabetic!
Person 2: yea man he was going goose
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Pinching or squeezing the very top knuckle of any finger, which is very painful.
Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!
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The act of doing a head stand while shitting out a goose and then chopping your own legs of and feeding it to a goose.
Man i want to goose legs you while driving a bus.
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The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day.
Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!
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A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.
I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!
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(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."
2. Possible slang for masturbation.
"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."
- "He WHAT?"
"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"
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Can be used as a replacement for any word in the dictionary. Often perceived to be a "dirty" word.
Larry - Hey be quiet!
Butch - Or What!?!
Larry - I'm gonna' take that "goose pie" and shove it up your #!@.
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