The act of going to McDonald's on a Wednesday (or optional moving Wednesday to be on a day you go to McDonald's).
"When I go to McDonald's on a Wednesday it's McDonald's Wednesday."
When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent
I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday
A day of the week, usually at college or communal gathering, where all the specials congregate to form an army or retardation.
Look over there, must be wheelchair Wednesday
Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!
Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.
Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.
Drawing a cross on your partners forehead with a shit tipped dick after anal.
Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when I’m done.
Immediately after anal intercourse you stamp it on your partners forehead, leaving a dark smudge on their brow.
It was only Tuesday when I gave Amy an Ash Wednesday.