King The Kid

An amazing band. They have come sooo far and I will always love them. They have an amazing fanbase. They are some of the nicest guys ever and they always know how to have a good time and connect with their fans and they always stay down to earth. Also the band members are extremely attractive ;) The memebers are Ricky Ficarelli, David Michael Frank and Jose Mostajo

Chloe: Do you know who King The Kid is?

Emily: Aren't they that amazing band? They have some awesome music!

Jessica: Yeah and all of the memebers are SOOO hot!

Alli: KTK? Yeah. I'd tap that

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King Cobra

A fine malt liquor to share among friend to enhance life's special moments. A subtle blend of hobo pee and repressed memory, never pair with raisin balls. Or your dad's balls. No balls.

Beth and Nicole drank their King Cobra, knowing that at that moment, the pinnacle of their whole life had been reached, and there was no greater joy than this bum swill and good friends.

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King Herod

The act of passing poopies in a flushable toilet; flushing the babies away.

The paranoid King Herod was quite famous for his controversial flushing away of the babies.

Man my arse is bustin'! I'm gonna go do a King Herod.

Until I can see the king this house is going to be haunted by brown ghosts!

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Anal King

A man known for his extraordinary experience in the art of Anal Sex. The Anal King will usually have Anal Sex 10-20 times per week and refuses to be involved in any other forms of intercourse (AKA oral or vaginal sex).

Guy: Why is he the Anal King?
Girl: Because of his experience in the art from all of the anal sex he has.

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king-size

or king-sized

very large

After the banquet, I had to take a king-size dump.

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King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.

All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!

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the burger king

A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....

person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.

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