Random
Source Code
Random
To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.
A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?
"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."
5👍 5👎
Whilst having intercourse, Listerine is poured into the vagina to give it a nice, tingly feeling. Before she climaxes, the partner gets down and lets her squirt their mouth and then proceeds to use it as normal mouth rinse.
"Your teeth look so white, what have you been doing?"
"Fresh Kittens."
2👍 1👎
Kittens so cute its like a grenade explosion of cuteness. Usually talking about ones that are found in the pet store. Not the strays but the strays can also be part of a Kitten Grenade.
Those kittens werwe so cute I thought there was a kitten Grenade!
2👍 1👎
A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.
See also Bonsai Kitty.
Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut
Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.
2👍 1👎
Someone that pretends to love a discord mod for nitro and other benefits
They will often meow for their discord mod
An example of a classic discord kitten is max’s girlfriend
Max’s girlfriend is a discord kitten
3👍 2👎
Female version of "free balling" refers to when a woman lets her pussy run free.
Dude Kelly must be easy she was loose kittens in geology today!
2👍 1👎
To be extremely upset about something; to have a paroxysm of anger, fear, or pain; a shit-fit.
When she came home to find him fornicating with her prize azalea bushes, she just about had a kitten.
2👍 1👎