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What a mid-evil-times knight experiences after being bested in battle. Something knights seek as a way of finding someone worthy enough for them to serve. A knight without humility is a knight without a banner to ride under. What king Arthur teaches Lancelot in Excalibur. The General breaking, humbling, or humiliation of a being, after which they realize they are not invincible and learn their place in the world and respect for others who can, and will, stand them on their head. Similar to what the TV show Bully Beatdown tries to teach the undisciplined. An experence better learned sooner in life while stakes are low, rather than adulthood, when other people will not meet Insolence with patience.
"I am Lancelot of the lake. I have yet to find as king worthy of my sword" "That is a wild boast, you lack a knights humility" "Not a boast, but a curse, for I have never met my match in joust or duel" -Excalibur 1981
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when a man shoots his warm load over your shoulders
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When a man comes to a girls rescue on the internet even when she's wrong
Bob: "Did you hear about that guy who thirstily stood up for girls on the internet?"
Saget: "Yeah, I heard he was caught white knighting those same girls before in real life!"
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A shaming term used by Men's Rights Activist whenever a man agrees with a woman or supports women's rights in an online conversation, because real men never actually agree with women. The implication is that the man, rather than forming his own opinion, wishes to get laid, which of course is entirely possible over internet forums. Often accompanied by beta, cuck, magina or any inane 4chan terminology.
That beta cuck White Knight thinks he'll get laid if he blabs on about consent.
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A verb, as in "to Black Knight".
Refers to the act of attacking an opponents legs with one's teeth.
A phrase coined by Max Brooks, in his work World War Z, and itself a homage to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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an alcholic beverage consisting of jack daniels whiskey, and a favorite mexican beverage called "horchata", which is made of sweetened rice water and cinnamon. While at a birthday party for a friend, another friend and i were having trouble finding mixers for our jack daniels whiskey. we then came across the horchata and combined the two. henceforth it shall be known as thee "WHITE KNIGHT".
by Gaby N. and Adan R.
a white knight is a beverage with "jack daniels whiskey" and horchata
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a white man, who tries to impress girls to get in their pants
Rhys kearsley is such a white knight, he will try to do anything to get pussy
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When a guy rides a bike over to a girl's house, fucks her in the ass, and then rides his bike immediately home. (Inspired by Drama from the episode of Entourage when he says he fucked a chick in the ass and then made her ride her bike home.)
Person A: Dude, you'll never believe what I did last night.
Person B: What?
Person A: I Black Knighted Sara!
Person B: Wow, that's awesome! I've never successfully pulled off The Black Knight.
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