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A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.
What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?
Can be used to describe someone you'd normaly call a cunt-prick-or twat, infront of more sensative people, children not used to street banter and old people that mite not understand more modern cussing, blaggard and bounder are ok,but cunt's still got the edge in my opinion, knob rocket can be an ice breaker, once the subject is used to your silver tounged urban banter, you can ease them into more progresive cussing.
Dont listen to that knob rocket! He's an arrid banquet (one up from a drylunch.)
Another term for condom or a rubber can also be used as an insult.
“Oh you knob sock!”
or
“I need to go buy a knob sock”
Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.
Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
Or "Knob Throttler"
A term to describe a male who delights in masturbating other men.
"Mate, you like Justin Bieber? You're such a Knob Throttler"
"Were you Knob Throttling at the Gay bar last night?"
A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person
That hoe over there is a knob schlober