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When a woman is eagerly awaiting at home for her mans love truncheon with a freshly greased up minge legs spread as far as the eye can see and the beef curtains fluttering gently in the breeze.
Oi Steve. I got in from work the other day there to find the missus up stairs legs spread like a yawning hippo I would say legs akimbo if I don’t know better. So naturally I double piked right into that wizards sleeve.
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having large, thick legs that resemble two refrigerators under ones torso.
whoa--tyra banks has some refrigerator legs.
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When your leg hair becomes so long, you start to look like a Sasquatch. Like Cactus Legs, but with longer hair.
Damn! That girl needs a Lady Bic, she has some major Yeti Legs going on.
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State aquired after drinking loads of Lizard Juice in a bar, when you look up, see where you want to go, get up, find yourself angling forwards, and scurry to your destination in a staight line disregarding any objects or people in your way.
Fuck me, look at the lizard legs on that guy!
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For a person who has crazy long lanky legs, and could be seen as being out of control(legs flying/flopping everywhere) How a squid looks like in water...
Oh my, would you look at her/him over there with her/his long lanky squid legs looking freakishly out of control...
Well I have never seen a person with such crazy out of control squid legs before
lanky long outrageous shocking double take out of contol freakishly
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When a female receives oral sex so stimulating it causes legs to shake thus having "shaky legs".
He ate me so good he gave me shaky legs!
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Figuratively, what one would have to sell or otherwise place as collateral in order to afford something of great expense.
Comes from the fact that, when buying things of great expense, it actually feels as if you are having to offer said appendages as collateral for said item you are purchasing.
Man, I just had to spend an arm and a leg to get my car repaired.
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