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When you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.
A: If youre so paranoid, use the Jerry Lewis trick.
B: Whats that?
A Its when you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.
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A major boulevard in Queens NY that Bayside residents often refer to as "Franny Lew". Francis Lewis Boulevard was previously called Cross Island Boulevard, then later named after a Whitestone resident who signed the Declaration of Independence to avoid confusion with the Cross Island Parkway. Easily one of the longest boulevards in Queens, probably the second longest behing Northern Boulevard, F. Lewis Boulevard starts off at Hook Creek Boulevard in Rosedale Queens right by the border to Nassau and goes all the way to Whitestone. The Q76 and Q77 buses serve Francis Lewis Boulevard.
Francis Lewis Boulevard cuts through Cunningham park.
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A school 10x better than Reed College. Cooler, smarter, and overall better. Yeah, that's right. Care more about the environment and have way more trees on campus. Also didn't turn out capitalists like Steve Jobs, so there's that. MONICA LEWINSKY. That's all.
Lewis & Clark College over Reed any day.
Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."
"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."
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A complete douche. Everyones worst nightmare in vinyl format, especially played on sunny Sundays after church, before watching American Gladiators, and after the UPN50 12:00 movie, generally Robocop.
You know, your mom and I went to see Huey Lewis at Harpos when she was pregnant with your sister! Heh, it was great (but it really wasn't).
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some guy who works at a supermarket and spends his money on shoes.
that kid really is a Jamie lewis macgregeor, he spent all his money on shoes and is now a broke ass bitch.
Me
I have a big dick because my name is lewis
me: I HAVE HUGE DING DONG
everyone: Big Dick Lewis