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Originated by DJ Khaled, a major key is something that can help you in life, whether it's making you look cool, or causing you to have fun... it's a key to success.
"I just got these new sunglasses... major key alert."
"These new sunglasses are a major key"
A big part in achieving success. Dj Khaled is known for saying this and giving people major keys.
Major key alert: stay focused and on track
A decision making tool that can be used to facilitate a prompt time-boxed decision. The majority of the half is 25% or greater in any decision process.
Dan 10/16/2005: Unfortunately, the MajorityOfTheHalf is only applicable to binary decisions.
To be explicit here's a matrix:
Group Size Majority Of The Half
1 1
2 1
3 1
4 1
5 2
6 2
7 2
8 2
9 3
10 3
A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.
Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
A synonym for unemployment
A: I'm a mathematics major and I'm unemployed.
B: You don't need to say that twice.
Illiterate peasant freshly evolved from homo erectus into a Neanderthal
That Stem Major was such an idiot
The age you can Do things
In the usa that is 21
Are you at the age of majority? No I'm 22 and 33
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