basic communication between the feline and the sapient. depending on the tilt of the head, tail shape, and ear position, the simple meow can mean anything from "I'm hungi" to "I'm bored" to "wut r u doink?"
Head position 1- no tilt
if rubbing against you and tail straight up: "scratch me"
if sitting ears back facing you with tail on floor: "I'm hungi. plz give fishes"
if laying down on your lap scratching at your shirt: "dis borink. feather game NOW"
head position 2- medium tilt
if sitting and licking self between glances: "you boring. wut you doink?"
if looking at something intently: "i c a mows. GET MOWS NOW"
head position 3- heavy tilt
if laying down: "dis comfy. im getting sleepy..."
If sniffing random objects: I'm EXPLOROR kitty
If purring while looking at you from your lap: "u r nice. I love you"
so many types of meows, right kitty?
kitty: MEOW!
Sexy sound yoiu make when u see your friend from austraLIA WHO Lives next door and doesnt answer ur twxts ( ahem milo )
meow meooooooooow stop it ur not answering nmyn texts
an act where the male smears cat food in and around his anus. This is followed by his female counterpart eating it out of his anal cavity whilst 'meowing' and 'purring' as a display of affection
walked in on a meow at their house
WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING LIKE A BITCH OR A PUSSY
as Bobby threw his shot short. Mark replied with an emphatic "MEOW"