Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

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Dad with the milk

GREAT DAY! Your dad is back with the milk.

OMG! My dad with the milk, Is coming!

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Blue Milk

Typical lean concoction (promethazine and codeine) but replaces Sprite with Milk. Usually also served with additional painkillers or xanax present.

That Blue Milk had him whoozy at the party, he doesn't remember a thing.

tranny milk

Half and half

Would you like some tranny milk with your coffee?

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yaoi milk

Milk that is produced via boy-love/yaoi sexual relations.

"Boy 1: Oh man, look at the amount of that yaoi milk."
"Boy 2: Wow.."

Ghost milk

Slang term for getting high on cocaine and Xanax (preferably) but other benzodiazepines are acceptable.

"Hey Alan, all that white powder on your nose reminds me of a milk mustache, did you just ghost milk? Because you can't stop freestyle rapping... this combo gets you in the zone brotha! You're rhythm is crazy fast but with such a smooth lyrical flow. Gotta be dat ghost milk!"

"No man did you forget where you are??

My name's not Alan, it's Ryan, and you've been mumbling to yourself non-stop about conspiracy theories. You're the one that ghost milked! Let me know if we need to get you to rehab..."

Danny Milk

One of the most underrated users on Twitter, he has immaculate taste and makes some of the greatest tweets on the app. They can be found on Twitter at @DannyMilk_ .

"Danny Milk said he really liked Lady Gaga's new album."
"Of course he did, he has incredible taste!"