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Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be
Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
An absolute madlad on twitter who thinks that urban dictionary only has nice things to say about your name
Gay
- you know that Minecraft bookshelf guy on twitter?
- yeah, he’s hella gay
Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.
Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.
Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.
stupid creature only used for meat and leather
i hate that minecraft cow
The Minecraft pig has a lot in common with an Angelopio. It does the oink oink and loves the food. It also can be described as chonk. If you have a friend who is a Minecraft pig then you should give them a carrot. Minecraft Steve loves Minecraft Pig.
OMG I can't believe that i see Minecraft Pig!
a *VERY* annoying thing in minecraft that is used in minecraft pranks, as it makes *VERY* loud noises
"Oh man, someone just played the Minecraft chicken prank on me!"
Two games that should not be put together under any circumstances, due to the sheer amount of addictiveness in both to cause a rip in the average gamer's life and kill us all.
Idiot: Lawl DuDe ThEY ShuD so Mak COD Wit Mincrft n MakE Call of Minecraft hur hur hur
Person: No.
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