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Watery shit commonly found in homeless camps along storm gutters, often picked up by restaurants for use as sauce
That four star restaurant serves street mustard with their pretzels!
shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup
“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”
a racial slur used against east asian people
''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''
Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)
"That's not how you spell that Sofa, you grammar mustard"
Yoboi Mustard is a sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California he’s a future legend in the rap game he’s nothing but a Pure Gasser,A Goat in his city,His music is pure gold and hard.Real Artist.
Yo You listen to Yoboi Mustard?
Yoboi Mustard music is fire
Yoboi Mustard is goated
Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.