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when your asking someone to pass the bag of vaped weed, you tell them "pass the bag"
"hey dude pass the bag there, thanks hey",
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A strange silly game credited to Johnny Conder, carried beyond the city limits by a girl named Apryl. Usually involves the smoking of marijuana, followed by Apryl jabbing her finger into your gut and saying "poke". This action is repeated until she finally exclaims "Pass the poke, man!". From there, everyone passes the poke around until collapsing into laughter or untill something else catches our attention.
"Poke." Jabs finger into Jack's gut.
"What?"
"Poke." Repeat.
"...what?"
"Poke." Repeat.
"WHAT?!"
"Dude...pass the poke."
Jack passes the poke.
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A mountain pass in the Malakand District, Pakistan.
The Malakand Pass is always crowded with trucks.
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Literally (in schools, the military, etc): A pass that exempts the bearer from normal duty so they can go to hospital.
Figuratively (1): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Figuratively (2): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.
Drill Instructor: Private, why are you out of the barracks?!
Private: Sir, I have a hospital pass... oohhh...
Drill Instructor: I see, that would explain all the blood spraying from your neck. NOW, STOP MOANING YOU PANSY! AND SAY SIR WHEN YOU DO!
Bill: I hear you just got assigned the Smith tax account.
Joe: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. The IRS are investigating the company and I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Bill: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Doctor: So, how did you break your nose?
Private: I was playing football and the ball was passed to me.
Doctor: That doesn't sound dangerous.
Guy: Yeah, but the ball smacked directly into my face at 200 miles per hour.
Doctor: Sounds like a hospital pass. Ha ha ha ha!
Guy: Can I have another doctor?
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When all was said and done, though their husbands might have looked around at females, the one person that actually cheated of the four main characters in Hall Pass was Grace. Everyone else held their marriage vows sacred to some degree, since looking, thinking, or talking about sex isn't the same thing as toying around with love.
Grace was the one character in Hall Pass heartless enough to actually cheat, because their was no balance of power in her relationship with Fred, she had all the power of two people. Though Grace would be the kind of person to try and expose the double standards of others, she lived by a different set of standards than the ones she expected of her husband, and couldn't see her own for what they were. Why would any guy want to be married to somebody like that? Since some of them do think with a head other than the one on their dick, despite some females not really wanting to allow them to resist thinking with a head that is easier to control on a guy.
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Anal passing is where two people put the ends of their asses opposite each other and stretch it widely so that when one of them poops, the poop goes into the other's ass and they keep passing it around.
The two students got caught anal passing and were expelled