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One of the cutest most amazing guys you could ever meet
He is very sweet and also sexy
Jared is always the name of a doomsday cult leader. Jared is, contrary to most cult leaders, a snivelling goblin man, who has somehow amassed a large following. He is usually accompanied by 2-3 bodyguards carrying weapons of some kind - in some cases, Jared will needlessly kill one of the bodyguards for some fucking reason.
In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.
"It is I, Jared, the exalted leader of the Order of The Sun."
"..."
"Fucking Jared."
"you know Jared from socioeconomics? He doesn't think I deserve rights."
Jared is a tanned sexy radgie man who loves cocaine so much it’s sometimes all he thinks about , his penis is the fattest and biggest in all the land but sometimes seems to be a problem when it comes to small girls … he always loves to shuffle and do stupid things that he doesn’t think about
“Fuck sake what is jared doing ….”
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Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.
Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off
Jared is one of the hottest people on planet earth but they literally SUCK!! You can never be happy with a Jared. Due to them being overwhelmingly hot, people hit on them all the time. And since Jareds have a wide variety of people they can date just because they're hot, they're bound to jump from guy to guy, girl to girl, person to person. Even animals love Jared! It's unfair. All Jareds have the power to steal your girl and they will. Have you never heard Wilbur Soot's most famous and well-known line from 'Your New Boyfriend'??
"Yeah, I've met Jared (OF COURSE I'VE MET JARED). The one who took you away from me. You hit it off instantly, I know cause you won't STOP TELLING ME. Seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles, pushed against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks nude. I'm not gay though.."
All Jareds suck are super evil! Beware of Jareds!!
Person 1: "Jared broke up with me!"
Person 2: "Again? You ain't never gonna be happy with a Jared."
Person 1: "All my homies hate Jared!"
Jared: "Hi I'm Jared and I'm evil"