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1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.
2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."
2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."
Talk to her please, Mr. Sun
Speak to her, Mr. Rainbow
And take her under your branches
Mr. Tree
Whisper to her, Mr. Wind
Sing to her, Mr. Robin
And Mrs. Moonlight
Put in a word for me
Tell her how I feel
It shouldn't end this way
And since you are all her friends
She'll listen to whatever you have to say
Babble to her, Mr. Brook
Kiss her for me, Miss Raindrop
And watch to see they all do
Please, Mr. Sun
Babble to her, Mr. Brook
Kiss her for me, Miss Raindrop
And watch to see they all do
Please Mr. Sun (please, Mr. Sun)
give me bleach please is when you see something disgusting and need bleach like in the example
I just saw 2 girls 1 cup, give me bleach please
you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.
A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .
After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.