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bone it like you own it

An utterance of encouragement to treat a person/thing as being one's permanent possession/property, free to be mistreated/misused, especially when both the encourager and encouragee know such not to be the case. Commonly done when loss/destruction of a partner/object is imminent, or when one does not take the partner's next partner/item's next owner into consideration.

Kris: I don't think it's going to work between Jamil and me. Our relationship seems so tenuous.
Paul: When you know it's all but over, bone it like you own it!

Andreas: I've been using Paul's car while he's on a 5-week hike, but I'm afraid that it's about to die of its own accord.
Booby: If it's on its way out anyway, bone it like you own it.

by Bachelor boB September 21, 2012

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


stepping on my own dick

1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.

The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.

1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"

First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.

by DBG February 16, 2008

68πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


up your own hole

stuck up, egotistical, opposed to being proven wrong, self obsessed

"dave you're up your own hole"

by gerald fawcett February 23, 2008

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Blackpink paved their own way

They are on top because they worked really hard in a male dominated industry.

Blackpink paved their own way, keep crying!

by onisle September 13, 2020

195πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


cook your own goose

To bring something upon yourself.

Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!

by millionsofbrazilians June 2, 2010

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


they’re their own kind of skittle

a different kind of person, not like other people

They are kind of weird, you could say they’re their own kind of skittle.

Charlie is a little different, you could say he’s his own kind of skittle.

by wiggleyworms04 October 18, 2022


You will own nothing, and be happy

A term used by the WEF to describe how life will be if they obtain power. They also plan on making it so people have no privacy, yet will still be happy. It is part of the dystopian and authoritarian goal of the Great Reset, among also banning constant meat consumption and fossil fuel, unless of course you are wealthy or one of the elites, then you will be able to live your life comfortably and normally while everybody else suffers.

World Economic Forum: "You will own nothing, and be happy"
Normal Hard Working People: Nah nigga you gay

by SillyManFounder January 21, 2021

54πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž