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Papa Ain't Soft

A term used after being bragadocious, to let people know you're better than them.

"No seeds bitch please, Papa Ain't Soft"
"I just bought another pair of Air Forces, Papa Ain't Soft"

by thereversecowboy April 14, 2009

48πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Proud Papa Glance

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011

38πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Papa Emeritus IV

Papa Emeritus IV was originally Cardinal Copia but became Papa after the Papa Emeritus Zero guy, Nihil, died on stage.

He's also a hot rat daddy.

Me: I WANT PAPA EMERITUS IV TO CRUSH ME, SPIT ON ME, FUCK ME, STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, EAT ME OUT-

Friend: CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

by uwuisafreakingg February 20, 2023


Papa Dick Shock

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?

by Shoot The Five November 8, 2016


Papa John Schnigger

THE founder of Papa John's world-famous pizza franchise.

Papa John Schnigger got in trouble for saying the "N-word" so we had to boycott using his products.

by M3NTaL33 July 14, 2018


Nee Nee Papa

The actual correct spelling of the chant of Hetalians. Usually an 'e' gets left out from each "nee" by most Hetalians because they for the love of fuck don't know how Japanese and/or romanization works.

('Ne' is pronounced with less stress, for example, 屋根 'yane' is pronounced with the emphasis on the 'ya' sound, not the 'ne'. If 'ne' is said alone, then it should be pronounced in a curt and kind of blunt manner.
'Nee' is pronounced more strongly, such as in γŠε§‰γ•γ‚“ 'oneesan', where the dominant sound is that of the vowel 'e'. Said alone, it should be pronounced as exactly how it's pronounced in Marukaite Chikyuu. Also, it is used for catching the attention of someone informally, basically the Japanese equivalent to "hey", so its meaning also fits the context of the song.)

Random Hetalian: "ne ne papa hahahhahaha there is no escape"
Me, an actual Japanese-speaking Hetalian: *sighs quietly while curled up unnoticeably in the corner* "It's 'nee' not 'ne'...
...
But hey, you know what?
Nee nee papa wain wo chōdai
THERE IS NO ESCAPE!"

by BestBoi_Link May 6, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ne Ne Papa

"Ne ne papa" is a common sentence said by italy on "Hetalia: Axis Powers" at the ending.

Italy: "Ne ne papa wain choudai (Hey hey papa, can I have some wine?)"

by IHaveALotOfFreeTime October 9, 2018