Pounding the dog

To joke around and not complete ones task; alternatively, to masterbate.

He spent all of his time pounding the dog instead of cleaning his room.

Fitty Pound

1. to say good-bye to a friend
2. the response to 100

Mozez- "Peace out Doc" Doc- "100"

pennies to pounds

A wager that is considered a sure thing or a likely scenario.

I'd bet you pennies to pounds the rams will win the super bowl

Seven Pounds

Approximately 3.175kg.

"The newborn baby weighed seven pounds."

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Noosh pounded

Its what horny girls get done to them on casual encounters over the weekend. The act of ruthless banging of soft insertion points.

Margarine says: "i like ponies and getting my noosh pounded every friday night....."

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pound the yam

The have sexual intercourse

I'm going to pound the yam this weekend

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pound cake

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.

"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"

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