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Someone who doesn't know how to be in a relationship but is extremely manipulative and mentally unstable and only knows how to cheat on you.
"Bro I heard that girl cheated on her boyfriend and told him she doesn't think having sex with someone else is cheating."
"Yeah man, she's Rachel Hoejack."
"Wack. I'm gonna stay away from that one."
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A hyperactive ditzy ass TV host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes.
Husband: "Damn Boo I am hungry I could eat a horse. Whats for dinner?"
Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.
Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"
Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"
Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"
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A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.
The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.
The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.
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Sweetest and genuine woman you've ever met. She's the girl that gives the shirt off her back to the person she hates the most. Only reason she's called a 'Dirty Rachel', is because if you actually cross her(it takes a lot to cross a Rachel, you gotta be hurting her family), you fucked.
You didn't mess with her fam, bro you bout to see Dirty Rachel.
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A big-mouthed person who can go to any length to get into the popular crowd.
P.S, She doesn't keep secrets.
Rachelle is a big-mouthed girl
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The act of shitting yourself whilst falling down the stairs.
I was so drunk that when I tried to go to bed, I ended up doing a Dirty Rachel instead
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Awesome. she has a story to tell and a story to be told. She loves to hear about all life stories. She holds her family and friends dear to her. she will love with all her heart and forgive, but she never forgets. She speaks her words quietly but clear. her laugh is contagious and she loves her children more than life itself. money does not define her, her grace in the storm defines her. She is strong, passionate and honest. She will bend the rules to win in her career. She was here. she was hurt. she has faith. she is strong and she keeps moving forward and pushing along. And she smiles!!