Keke Religion

Created to oppose the Leila Religion, the Keke Religion is a belief system based on the veneration of Keanu Reeves and dogs. The Keke Religion values honesty, something the Leilaests (members of the Leila Religion) knows little to nothing about. In addition, we support Pewdiepie, the number one content creator on YouTube. Fortnite is prohibited, and members of our cult are highly encouraged to play a variety of video games such as Minecraft, Terraria, Rimworld and Skyrim.

I am a member of the Keke Religion. I venerate Keanu Reeves with all of my heart, and I am subscribed to Pewdieipie.

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Freedom of Religion

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A guarantee that each individual has the right to partake the religion of the majority.

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religion nazi

a religious person who is very sanctimonious; un-Christ-like

That bitch was a Religion Nazi, sure. Jesus definitely wouldn’t have put me in a hell hole of a halfway house like this.

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Department of Religion

A place that will be created now that Bush has be "re"elected. Responsible for promoting Christianity and being very critical of non-christians. Some of popular "man"dates that will be included are:Bibles in every building in the country, prayers required every day of the week, the receiting of the lords prayer before work,school,and other events that is government sponsored,mandatory church attendance at least once a week, and the elimanation of all non-christian literature in books and others forms of print.

The Department of Religion is something that will bring about the greatness of Christianity to all!!

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Beabadoobee Religion

The religion in which the one and only goddess, Beabadoobee, is worshipped.

Those who commit their lives to the one and only queen Bea go to the ultimate after-life, Beatopia.

"I'm a Christian, what about you?"
"I'm a Bea. I'm part of the Beabadoobee Religion :)"
"Take me with you. I wanna go to Beatopia😭"

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Religion Class

Sassy, spoiled, ass-hat person calls this class “Science Fiction Class”

Teacher: Time for religion class now.
Sassy Girl: You means Science Fiction Class?
Students hide their laughs*
Teacher: OUT!
Sassy Girl: No.
Teacher: NOW!

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The Religion Kevinism

Kevinism -

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

The Religion Kevinism is one i follow with pride

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