Russian Lunch

Sex on the patio in the middle of the afternoon.

I left work at noon and had a Russian lunch with my girlfriend.

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Russian Necktie

A Russian necktie is when you slit/cut someone's throat and pull their tongue out through the slit in their neck.

I gave that asshole who kept feeling me up a Russian necktie in the crapper.

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Dirty Russian

Relieving yourself while receiving oral sex.

My bladder was full, so i had to give my gf a dirty russian.

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Russian farewell

An aggressive handjob that results in the receiving male partner's member being torn off. Also known as a German greeting.

"She rubbed me so hard, I almost got the ol' Russian farewell."

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Russian Thunderfuck

If you don't know what it is by the name, you don't deserve to achieve it.

"Yeah me and the mistress pulled a Russian Thunderfuck last night.."

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Russian Boil

Male scrotum. Often used to lure girls into looking at the male genitalia.

Boy - Oh, who wants to see my Russian Boil?

Girls - what's a Russian Boil?

Boy shows testicle.

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Russian Orgy

A group sex act with at least six people of whom one (unknown) person has HIV.

I had a Russian Orgy last weekend, I managed to have sex with five of the seven participants, but I didn't catch the bullet.

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