Shrek the Third

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this

Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget

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shrek porn

shrek porn is pro

shrek porn is life

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Shrek Waifu

Shrek (The 2001 movie 'Shrek' produced by Dreamworks), is known for being best waifu. Shrek Waifu is a meme, although we all know he IS best waifu. Love you, shrek-waifu <3

Person A: "Who's your waifu?"
Person B: "Ofc Shrek Waifu uwu"
Person A: "Shrek is best boi"

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shrek butter

A peanut butter alternative made from pistachios.

Bro slap some shrek butter on me appy slices, im allergic to peanuts dawg

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Horny for shrek

It basically means that you want your swamp to be invaded by an ogre. You feel some of weird feelings and your anus starts to hurt each time someone mentions Shrek. If you could you would test some freaky stuff for adults with Shrek

Oh my! I'm so freaking horny for shrek after spending some time with my uncle

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Shrek-ish

In a bad mood acting or behaving like an Ogre

Be careful how you approach her today she's a bit Shrek-ish!

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Shrek Wallace

A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv

James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?

Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office

Later..........................

James:-
Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!
Gutted!

Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green

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