Random
Source Code
Random
The item used to cut jewish babys penis off when they are very young
I use scissors to make my baby penis-less
When you are incapable of being a regular human so you half do peace signs and half do finger guns and end up throwing scissors instead.
J: Are you mentally unstable?
L: Just a tad *scissors*
the crabs that a lesbian has acquired
watch out girl!!!! she defiantly got the ''scissor crickets'' mainly found on woman with the name jennifer, helena, and maddison.
When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
When you shake hands using the fagina by surprise
Chelsea came in for a handshake and I slipped her the scissor shake.
When you see a cute or hot haircut of any kind that makes you want to cut your hair really badly
Omg this pixie cut is giving me scissor fever